There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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