butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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