Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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