At least make sure they are 18
Why
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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