The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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