Yo dont text me then not text me
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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