I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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