erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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