I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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