At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Randomize
