I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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