My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
