You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Bang-toberfest begins!!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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