But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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