her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I'm getting married
To pizza
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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