So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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