Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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