i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
