How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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