She announced her abortion via fbk
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Randomize
