Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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