No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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