Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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