I think I am morally bankrupt
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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