k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Bring me that man meat
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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