remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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