its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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