She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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