my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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