I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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