why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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