I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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