carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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