we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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