My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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