Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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