Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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