quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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