i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
And then the night went full on bisexual.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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