sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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