Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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