were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
My ass is underappreciated
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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