what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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