you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
There r osticjed everywhere
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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