I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
i out mim tonsoeep
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