when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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