I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
