i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
this just has baby written all over it
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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