8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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