Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize