Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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