I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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